The Last Failbender - INTENSE

So I hated The Last Airbender. Those who didn't have a terrible taste in films and a total misunderstanding of how the world works. The only good thing about it is that it produced the Earthbending Dance, the Cabbagebender animation, and a lot of people who are interesting in the animated series and end up going "WOW AVATAR IS AWESOME WHAT DID THIS MOVIE DO TO IT?!?!"

Though I like Dev Patel (he was the only person in this movie who was actually decent and in another world, he would've been an amazing Sokka), and I have to admit that I really like Noah Ringer. Even though his acting was terrible, and he's white, he really would've made for a great Aang with a different director. Whenever he smiled, and he didn't do it a lot (probably because Shyamalamadouchebag told him not to", I was all "AANG!!!" because he was so Aang-y faced. He smiles a lot more IRL, and he has such an adorable, Aang-y smile. He has dimples and everything! He comes off as such a nice young man! And he and Dev are like BFFs. That's awesome.

And so, a comic. Where Shyamalan is all "INTEEEENSE". This expresses my feelings about Shyamalan and the stars of the movie well, I think. Katara-kid I keep forgetting the name of is zombie'd because her acting is really lifeless and she's wearing her garment folded right over left, which is the way you do for corpses. Sokkbone can do INTENSE because as Jasper in Twilight, he tries to look intense and instead looks forever constipated (and his eyes keep bulging liek whoa). Shyamalan is a crazy douchebag who needs to retake Filming 101. Noah and Dev deserve better.

I know the composition in the second panel should be better. And please note that I slaved my butt off on that stupid tattoo.